Kitty Cat
by admin on Thursday, June 2nd, 2011 | Comments Off
Kitty Cat
What should I do about my kitty cat?
My cat likes to sleep on the vent in the bathroom, behind the vanity where I cant see it. Trouble is every time I go in there to poop, the cat comes out and likes to stare at me when I'm pooping and I get stage fright and cant poop. I try throwing stuff at the cat to make it leave, but the only thing in reach is usually the toilet paper. I tried barking at it like a dog but nothing works. What should I do?
What's the 'scorpion maneuver'?
Stare back at him without blinking for as long as possible. If this fails, perform the well-known scorpion maneuver while grunting loudly before throwing the poop, (or what he thinks is the poop - maybe use some chocolate cake or plastic joke poop) at him. If the image of the scorpion maneuver doesn't scare him out, the thought of having his fur messed by human feces will! =D
Edit to additional info: The Scorpion Maneuver is a tried and tested technique used by millions of people around the world on a daily basis.
Basically, while sitting on the toilet, you want to lean forward and wrap your arms around the back of your legs, stretching to grab your ankles. Once you have a firm enough grip, attempt to stand up (while still holding on). It is at this point that you want to grunt loudly enough to startle the feline voyeur into fleeing from the bathroom.
Hope this helps!
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